Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly does PINK PILLED™ do?

PINK PILLED™ operates as a non-traditional Federal Prime Contractor and strategic consulting firm. We specialize in rapidly bridging the gap between innovative commercial technology (like bioinformatics and advanced data tools) and critical Department of Defense requirements. We also offer specialized training to help disadvantaged groups secure their own federal contracts.

Do I need prior government experience to take the Masterclass?

No. Our Federal Prime Contracting Masterclass is designed to take you from absolute zero to submitting winning proposals. We walk you through establishing your LLC, navigating SAM.gov, identifying your specific niche, and drafting technical documents using our proprietary operational blueprints.

What is the CEO Shadowing Program?

The Shadowing Program is the final phase of our Masterclass curriculum. Once your digital ecosystem and SAM.gov registration are complete, our leadership team actively reviews your Scope of Work (SOW). If there is a strategic fit, we offer direct mentorship and evaluate you for integration into our live Sub-Contractor pipeline for active federal solicitations.

Are you affiliated with the government?

No. PINK PILLED™ is a private commercial entity registered as a contractor within the System for Award Management (SAM). We are not a government agency, nor are we endorsed by the DoD, DARPA, or the SBA.

How does "Non-Dilutive Funding" work for R&D?

Federal agencies (like DARPA or NIH) often fund research and prototypes through mechanisms like SBIRs (Small Business Innovation Research) or OTAs (Other Transaction Authorities). This means the government pays you to develop your technology without taking any equity or ownership of your company—you keep your IP. PINK PILLED™ acts as a Project Manager to help you secure this funding.

Do you offer payment plans for the Master Curriculum?

Yes. While you can purchase the entire curriculum and shadowing program upfront for $749.99, we also offer flexible monthly payment plans through our secure checkout processor (Stripe/Klarna/Afterpay) to ensure the knowledge is accessible.

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